Several years ago, when I visited the United States, I
went to dinner with some of my friends. The group of friends I had gone with was
a funny bunch. The whole time while we waited for the waitress, they laughed
about their time as a waiter/ waitress. One guy said how some people would
order Quesadilla as "kwesadiLLaa" and the whole table erupted into
laughter. Soon enough, the waitress showed up and we began placing our orders.
When my turn came, I promptly checked my menu, like what I saw and said,
"I'll have the "chicken faJEEtaas". Said it like it was written
and my table for some reason became absolutely quiet. The waitress was polite
but hey! I knew something was up.
Sooooo,
I came to learn how to pronounce Juan and tortilla, Jose and sopapilla with the
silent j's and l's. And still knew enough to say John, Jesus and Joseph. Knew
my difference from a Margarita and a Martini. When my son started learning
Spanish, I picked up a few words and tried striking up a conversation with anyone
that I was sure knew the language. Once I forced my child to say "Muy
Bien" to a waitress , when my son whispered that she was asking what my
daughter's name was in Spanish. Awkward!!! You think?
Did
you know there is a TV show called India in Spanish??? What are chances?? Did
you know the Spanish they speak in Spain is different from the Spanish spoken
in South America, Central America or Mexico? When I am in a pinch for Indian
groceries, I walk down the Hispanic aisle in the store and am able to gather
most of the stuff I need. Cumin and dried
chillies are such an intricate part of my cuisine as well. Salsa is almost
tomato chutney and tortilla is an easy chapati.
My
favorite dinner to bring to a friend is, naturally a Cheesy Enchilada casserole
and they look at me wondering, "Nothing Indian?" Nope! Sorry, I seem to lean toward Mexican
cuisine over Indian myself. I'd rather make Tacos in a jiffy or a Taco salad
for a campout. It's pretty much always a toss up between Chipotle and Qdoba. Go
figure!
With
all this talk of immigration, and deportation and building a wall, I really do
wonder if America will survive without Mexican food. Is it possible to love the food and hate the
cook? I guess anything is possible.
Who has not encountered such hilariously embarrassing moments at a foreign eatery? Only you can make a blog out of it and invite us to laugh with you!!
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